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Favorite this joke My flight is getting ready to be pushed back from the gate when I get tapped on the shoulder from a lady sitting behind me.
"We are so blessed today, we have a Latter Day Saint's Missionary on Board," she says, "and no plane has ever crashed with an LDS Missionary on board."
I turn to her and say," Ma'am, we're doubly blessed today because no flight has ever crashed with me on board either!"
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Danny Jackson : Good one
Benjones : welcome to a joke a day. one thing you will find out it is hard to get jokes approved. got to be really good as this is a really good joke. got my vote. hope my vote helps you finish in the money
HENNE : voted
Gegg Smith : Great Joke.Voted
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