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My flight is getting ready to be pushed back from the gate when I get tapped on the shoulder from a lady sitting behind me.

"We are so blessed today, we have a Latter Day Saint's Missionary on Board," she says, "and no plane has ever crashed with an LDS Missionary on board."

I turn to her and say," Ma'am, we're doubly blessed today because no flight has ever crashed with me on board either!"

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