A fisherman carrying a lobster bumped into a friend on the way home.
“Where are you going with the lobster under your arm?” asked his friend.
The fisherman answered, “I’m taking him home to dinner.”
Just then the lobster spoke up, “I’ve already had my dinner, can we go to a movie instead?”
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barber7796 : i say no. take him to dinner not a movie. voted
Gegg Smith : Great Joke.Voted
Chloe2015 : Voted