Little Johnny's mother was in the hospital, and he was visiting to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room which was occupied by a woman with a broken leg.

"Hello," he said. "How long you been here?"

"Oh, about two weeks."

"May I see your baby," he then ask.

"Why I haven't got a baby," the woman replied.

"Gee, you are slow. My mama's been here just two days and she's got one."