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Daughter: Alexa, play Let It Go.

Dad: When I was your age, I had to call a radio station, wait on hold for 30 minutes to request a song, then sit by my boom box for an hour for my song to play with a blank cassette tape so I could record it.

Daughter: I don't understand any of that.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What does "The Devil is in the details" mean?

It means the government just passed the budget.

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It was a very long and boring sermon.

As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God."

The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why."

"Because it endured forever."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.

So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.

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posted by "aod318" |