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The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down...

But it was arson.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Why do astronauts use Linux?

Because you can't open windows in space.

7 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 6 votes
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A man found a magic lamp with a genie who offered him three wishes.

"For my first wish," he said, "I'd like to be rich."

"Okay, Rich," the genie replied, "what's your second wish?"

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

I had an office so small...

That when I put the key in the door, I broke a window.

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "greens52" |