The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down...
But it was arson.
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can't open windows in space.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie who offered him three wishes.
"For my first wish," he said, "I'd like to be rich."
"Okay, Rich," the genie replied, "what's your second wish?"
I had an office so small...
That when I put the key in the door, I broke a window.