Man in a bar tells his friend he does not believe in coincidences.
His friend said, “OMG, neither do I!”
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
She has the face that could launch a thousand ships...
And attitude that could sink them all!
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"My other car is a broomstick."