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After his mother yelled at little Johnny, he retaliated, "Don't shout at me! I am not dad!"

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we have had for years!

Customer: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long!

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "alexander" |
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A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good impression. But the neighbors seemed cold and made no overtures of welcome. The mother of the brood was overjoyed when finally her youngest son ran in and announced happily,

"Mommy, the lady down the street asked my name today!"

"Oh, how nice!" exclaimed the mother enthusiastically. "And then what did she do?"

"Then she gave it to the policeman," the boy said.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |