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All power corrupts...

But what can we do, we need electricity!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches. During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Elated, I wrote down my phone number.

Looking startled for a moment, he drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.

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posted by "sunshine" |
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How do you get hiring managers to hire you?

1. Put up posters of yourself in the company parking lot.

2. Announced your candidacy with a singing telegram.

3. Rent a billboard which the hiring manager can see from his/her office, listing your qualifications.

4. Deliver prepaid Chinese food, including a fortune cookie with your name and phone number.

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posted by "sunshine" |
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Tom tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Jany. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner.”

Fuming with anger, Jany replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed manner, I lose!”

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posted by "Amirkhan" |