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Newlywed Husband: "Are we still planning on having children, dear?"

Newlywed Wife: "Well, considering how many times I've dropped my iPhone in the past, I really think that we should hold off on this whole baby thing for awhile."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

"Are you a friend of the bride?" he asked.

"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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You didn't drop that thing...

You simply abandoned it to the unchecked forces of gravity.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?

Leaf me alone.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |