Newlywed Husband: "Are we still planning on having children, dear?"
Newlywed Wife: "Well, considering how many times I've dropped my iPhone in the past, I really think that we should hold off on this whole baby thing for awhile."
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.
"Are you a friend of the bride?" he asked.
"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
You didn't drop that thing...
You simply abandoned it to the unchecked forces of gravity.
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
Leaf me alone.