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The famous pop singer Chloe Sweetsong is signing autographs outside the local concert hall of a small town when a little girl approaches her with an autograph book.

"Miss Sweetsong," the girl says. "May I have your autograph, please?"

Noticing that the girl looks familiar, Chloe says, "But haven't I signed your book before?"

"Yes," the girl replies. "But when I get ten of your autographs, I can get one of Taylor Swift's."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer...

They should make condoms.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Two bacteria walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."

And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning…

After he climbed out, he handed me the dog and said, “Here is ze dog, keep him warm and dry him off he vill be fine.”

I said, “Are you a vet?”

He replied, “Vet? I’m soaking!”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |