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What's the difference between an elephant and spaghetti?

Elephants don't slip off the end of your fork.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"

The German man says, "Berlin."

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"

The German man says, "No, just visiting."

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Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Must be all the indoor-fins.

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Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday...

I was like, "What the Hellmann?!?!"

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