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Restaurant bathrooms are really, really dangerous...

So many of my first dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.

Well he actually said "less McDonald's", but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.

"Really?! How do you know?" the teacher asked.

"You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "merk" |