What's the difference between an elephant and spaghetti?
Elephants don't slip off the end of your fork.
A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.
The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"
The German man says, "Berlin."
The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"
The German man says, "No, just visiting."
Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.
Must be all the indoor-fins.
Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday...
I was like, "What the Hellmann?!?!"