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Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.

Lying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "merk" |
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When you're over 60...

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you will likely be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Because I was tipping on my chair, my teacher said to me...

"If you fall over and break your leg, don't come running to me!"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "DannyC" |
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I love telling Dad jokes…

He laughs sometimes.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |