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A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing.

As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one crew member looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway.

Turning to a co-worker he said, "I wonder how long he's been waiting to cross?"

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks!

When a strip club isn't open there should be a sign that reads:

"Sorry, We're Clothed!"

I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down.

He says it’s an inside joke.