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I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.

She's hallucinating.

She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Retired...

Under new management...

See spouse for details!

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What's the difference between an actuary and an accountant?

An actuary does much the same thing as an accountant but lacks the accountant's bright and vivacious personality.

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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On a boat...

Captain (boasting): This boat makes twenty knots an hour!

Passenger: How long does it take the crew to untie them?

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |