Latest Jokes

A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

A dentist was about to leave his office with his golf bag on his shoulder, when the phone rang.

“Doctor,” the caller said, “I have a terrible toothache. Can I stop by your office in a few minutes?”

“Sorry,” replied the dentist, “but I have a previous appointment to fill eighteen cavities this afternoon.”

I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.