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Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?

The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down...

But it was arson.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Why do astronauts use Linux?

Because you can't open windows in space.

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A man found a magic lamp with a genie who offered him three wishes.

"For my first wish," he said, "I'd like to be rich."

"Okay, Rich," the genie replied, "what's your second wish?"

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