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Favorite this joke Teacher: Well, Little Johnny, I see some improvement in your work. There are only three words that have been misspelled.
Little Johnny: Thank you.
Teacher: Now let’s look at the second sentence!
I got called pretty today...
The full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...
He had selfie steam issues.
There's only one reason I would take up walking again...
So that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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