Latest Jokes

A judge in Louisville decided a jury went ''a little bit too far'' in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.

The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.

"Did you tell her that what you said was in strict confidence?"

"No, I didn't want her to think it was important enough to repeat."

A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.

The first one shouted, ''Nobody move!''

When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.