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Elf: "Santa, we have finished making mints for every child."

Santa: "Mints?"

Elf: "Yeah, you said make Altoids."

Santa: "I said make all toys."

Elf: "Altoids!"

Santa: "All toys."

Elf: "Well this is a disappoint-mint."

3 votes

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posted by "eslippin" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”

I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”

5 votes

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.

Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.

When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon."

4 votes

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint.

"I've found CTC to be the cheapest plan around," offered one.

"CTC? Who are they?"

"You know," he responded. "Call Them Collect."

7 votes

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posted by "ELECTION " |