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My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...

She is infringing on my right to bear arms!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”

I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.

My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...

It's too dangerous.

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A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"

"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |