When do you congratulate someone for their mistake?
On their Wedding Day!
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion.
A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house. Climbing in, he told the driver to take him to the halls of justice.
"Where are they?" asked the driver.
"You mean to say that you don't know where the courthouse is?" asked the incredulous judge.
"The courthouse? Of course I know where that is," replied the driver. "But you said you wanted to go to the 'halls of justice.'"
2019: Live, Laugh, Love...
2020: Lather, Rinse, Repeat...