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An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk.

He says, "Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?"

"This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!"

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posted by "Leon T. Myers" |
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Why do Dasher and Dancer enjoy coffee so much?

Because they're Santa's star bucks!

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posted by "Leon T. Myers" |
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Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa, I called the hotel where I'd be staying to see if they had a gym. The hotel receptionist's sigh had a tinge of exasperation in it when she answered.

"We have over 300 guests at at this facility," she said. "Does this 'Jim' have a last name?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So... how do you like your rice? Boiled? Steamed? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

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posted by "Merkv814" |