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Little Johnny was attending the birthday party of a classmate when the mother asked, "Little Johnny, does your mother allow you to have two pieces of cake when you are at home?"

"No, madam. "

"Well, do you think she'd like for you to have two pieces here?"

Little Johnny replied confidently, "She wouldn't care. It's not her cake."

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posted by "barber7796" |
4 votes

A very small boy was trying to lead a big St. Bernard up the road.

"Where are you taking that dog, little man?" asked a man watching the struggle.

"I"m going to see where he wants to go," was the breathless reply.

4 votes

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posted by "Pshark1998" |
3 votes

I'm not a complete idiot...

Some parts are still missing!

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M., on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him. "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself," he said.

The boss replied, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you an entire hour?"

1 votes

posted by "Merkv814" |