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6 votes

A judge tells the defendant, “You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer.”

“You jerk!” yells a voice from 
the back of the courtroom.

“You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” 
says the judge.

“Jerrrrkkkk!” bellows the same man.

“Sir,” says the judge, “one more outburst, and I’ll charge you with contempt.”

“I’m sorry, your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one!”

6 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "aaron" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

Dad to his son: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!”

Son: “Go on, then.”

Dad growls: “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”

Son: “Dad, that’s Superman!”

Dad: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

Them: "Why do you always carry a knife?"

Me: "The last time I tried to open a bag of chips with a 9mm, things didn’t go so well."

11 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

I don’t always go the extra mile...

But when I do, it's because I missed my exit!

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |