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Organ Donor
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Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.

Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?

Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Pest Confirmation
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My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company. One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to that household.

One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he said, "Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control Company. Your wife phoned us."

There was a long silence, and then my husband heard the man on the other end say, "Honey, it's for you... someone wants to talk to you about your relatives."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Long Speech
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A man giving a long-winded speech finally says, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home."

A voice from the crowd says, "There's a calendar behind you."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Talking to Her Cat
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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.

I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |