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2019: Live, Laugh, Love...

2020: Lather, Rinse, Repeat...

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. “You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold. Without missing a beat he told the salesman, “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy that.”

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posted by "Turtles" |
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On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did."

Sandra nodded, "Oh, good. Then this is my row."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"

"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.

"Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |