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Favorite this joke My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was.
She said, "I don't know how it could be any easier to see. It's in the pantry, third shelf down, in a cocoa tin marked 'matches'. Can't see how you missed it?"
"Why is Miss Jones wearing black?"
"She's in mourning for her husband."
"Why, she never had a husband?"
"That's why she mourns."
She's making a list...
She's checking it twice...
She's gonna find out....
How good her memory is, since she got to the store and realized she left it at home... again!
A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees.
“How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired.
“Easy. I keep a log.”
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