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Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"

Me: "Her son back!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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A customer at a restaurant summoned the waiter and said angrily, “Look at the size of this piece of beef. Last evening, I received a piece more than twice its size!”

“Where did you sit?” asked the waiter.

“By the window. Why does that matter?”

“Well, that explains it. We always serve larger portions to customers sitting by the window. It’s good advertising.”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The teacher asked her students, “Who can tell me what the ruler of Russia was called?”

“Czar,” the class replied in unison.

“Correct. And what was his wife called?”

“Czarina,” the class replied.

“Good! And what were his children called?”

A timid voice piped up, “Czardines?”

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I had the rudest, slowest, and nastiest cashier today...

That’s the last time I use the self checkout lane!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |