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Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup."

They summoned a waiter to complain.

Their waiters looked at the menu. Then he threw it down and yelled to the owner in the kitchen, "Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!"

5 votes

posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”.

Which cat won?

“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.

7 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
1 votes

A man walks into a dentist office for his third filling that week. He goes into the examination room, sits back in the chair, and waits for the dentist to come in.

She walks through the door and before she begins, she says, "You know the drill."

1 votes

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posted by "eslippin" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

No offense, but I was raised to “take care of my husband”...

Wash his clothes, clean the house, wear gloves, get rid of the body, act really sad at the funeral.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |