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Favorite this joke Doctor: What happens when you have a bladder infection?
Patient: I don't know.
Doctor: Urine trouble.
A New York importer consulted the wine list at an in in the Chateau district of France. She was surprised to note that the wines of poor years were priced very much higher than those of good years.
"It is for your compatriots, who usually know nothing about wines," the proprietor explained. "They always order the most expensive. Thus we sell them our poor wines and save the best for our regular clients.
You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take...
You also miss 95% of the shots you DO take...
You stink and you're off the team is basically what I'm trying to say.
The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize...
The "No Bell" prize!
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