An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a bar...
... just kidding, they know better.
My brother took going to jail badly.
He refused food, drinks, he spat on and swore at anybody who came near him, and started throwing things everywhere.
After that we never played Monopoly again.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
I was walking down the road and saw my neighbor standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “What’s wrong?"
He replied, "It won’t start!”