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Because they're Santa's star bucks!
Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa, I called the hotel where I'd be staying to see if they had a gym. The hotel receptionist's sigh had a tinge of exasperation in it when she answered.
"We have over 300 guests at at this facility," she said. "Does this 'Jim' have a last name?"
The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.
One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So... how do you like your rice? Boiled? Steamed? Or fried?"
Without missing a beat she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."
For once, instead of the ridiculous statement, "Please note our menu options have changed..."
How about, "Our menu options are the same as they have been for years. Just prepare to be on hold for a very long time..."
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