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Favorite this joke A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?"
Totally flattered, he replied, "No dear, they haven't."
At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"
On the eve of our 50th Anniversary I quietly confided to my husband that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”
After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone."
"What makes you think its mine?" the ref asked.
"Easy," the coach replied. "It says you missed 13 calls!"
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, ''I was going to park there!''
The man was a real smart aleck and he said, ''That's what you can do when you're young and quick.”
Well this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and asked, ''What did you do that for?''
The little old lady smiled and told him, ''That's what you can do when you're old and rich!''
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