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Favorite this joke It's so cold in Alaska that:
... someone stabbed himself with an icicle and died of cold cuts!
... babies are brought by penguins, not by storks!
Sam (boasting about his hunting trip): "All of a sudden I spotted a leopard..."
Pam: "You can’t kid me, they come that way!"
Waiter (watching a customer dusting his plate): "Pardon, Sir, but may I ask you what you’re doing?"
Customer: "Sorry, force of habit. I used to be an umpire."
Pretty Nurse: "Every time I take the patient's pulse it gets faster. What should I do?"
Doctor: "Blindfold him."
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