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Why do bees stay in their beehives all through the winter?

Swarm.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?"

"Two for a dollar," answered the vendor.

"How much is just one?" she asked.

"Sixty cents," answered the vendor.

"Then I'll take the other one," said Mrs. Goldberg.

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

2 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
5 votes

It was April and Tax Day was looming when an elderly woman showed up at my desk at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms.

"Why so many?" I asked.

"My son is overseas," she said. "He asked me to pick up forms for the soldiers on the base."

"You shouldn't have to do this," I told her. "It's the base commander's job to make sure that his troops have access to the forms they need."

"I know," she began, "I'm the base commander's mother."

5 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Chavez P" |