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If the human population held hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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How do you know how fast a baby cow is running?

You measure its vealocity.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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It's so cold here...

That the local flasher is running up to people describing himself!

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posted by "AntC" |
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight. Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.

Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug asked, "Why did you put up such a fight?"

To which the man promptly replied, "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |