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My new girlfriend works at the zoo...

I think she's a keeper!

Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment."

"So what makes you think your doctor is any better?" asked his friend.

"Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney ailment, you can be sure you'll die of a kidney ailment."

A tourist was driving on a back road in Arkansas during a heavy rainstorm. He passed a cabin with a man sitting on the porch playing his fiddle.

"Why don't you go inside on this rainy day?" the tourist asked.

"Because the roof leaks," answered the fiddler.

"Well, then, why don't you fix the roof?"

"Can't fix a roof when it's raining," the fiddler answered.

"So, why don't you fix the roof on a sunny day?"

"'Cause the roof don't leak on sunny days!" replied the fiddler.