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If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...

Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies.

Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?"

Man: "No."

Foreman: "Can you plaster?"

Man: "No."

Foreman: "Can you brick lay?"

Man: "No."

Foreman: "If you don't mind me asking, what's handy about you?"

Man: "I only live five minutes down the road."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction...

I read to the end and say, "Well, that's not going to happen."

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

I tried to re-marry my ex-wife…

But she figured out I was only after my money!

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |