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As a kid, I got lectured for only doing the bare minimum to complete a task.

As an engineer, I get paid to do just that.

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posted by "aod318" |
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The youngest child of seven was the only boy in the family. He often heard people saying how grown up his sisters were getting so he asked his mother when he was going to be a grown up.

She smiled, stooped down, and hugged him saying, "My sweet boy, one day you'll be a responsible adult but please know, since you're a guy you'll never actually grow up."

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Science teacher: "Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?"

Student: "NaBrO!"

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I'm am so old...

that when I was a kid, the Dead Sea was only sick.

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posted by "Jamin1" |