I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...
I won't lie, it was a rocky road!
"How long have you been working at that office?"
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...
I call it 'Baptismal Font.'
I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens."