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A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.

"What did you take?" his priest asked.

"Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake."

"This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?"

"No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "Close Enough."

4 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.

It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial."

3 votes

posted by "merk" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

Why did the librarian go to the chiropractor?

To get her spine fixed!

1 votes

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posted by "Vincent Bartholomew III" |