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A notice board at a restaurant: "Eat, drink, have fun....your grandson will pay the bill!"

After a tummy filled meal, Albert was approached by the waiter with the bill.

Albert pointed the waiter to the notice board.

Waiter: "This is your grandfather's bill."

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posted by "Ramesh" |
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Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning.

“You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?”

The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthful items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies.

The man noticed the glare of his wife and said, "This box of cookies has one-third fewer calories than usual."

"Why is that?" the mother asked.

"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Dentist: "You need a crown."

Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |