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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight.

Why?

Because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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At my friends' wedding reception, the groom stood to say a few words. He turned to his bride's mother. "You've given me a gift," he began, "a gift that..."

Here he paused in thought, whereupon his mother-in-law completed the sentence, "That you can't return!"

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...

I won't lie, it was a rocky road!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"How long have you been working at that office?"

"Ever since they threatened to fire me."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "merk" |