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Favorite this joke The police rang me today to say they've recovered our stolen sofa...
Which I thought was nice of them, since it was starting to look scruffy and faded.
The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.
I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight.
Why?
Because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
At my friends' wedding reception, the groom stood to say a few words. He turned to his bride's mother. "You've given me a gift," he began, "a gift that..."
Here he paused in thought, whereupon his mother-in-law completed the sentence, "That you can't return!"
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