Latest Jokes

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...

Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him.

Under his name badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented.

The Pastor responded by saying, "I usually am called the 'shepherd of the sheep'... but you know you people better than I do."

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.