My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...
She keeps it in the trunk.
At a job Interview...
“What are your strengths?”
“I take matters in my own hands.”
"Okay, thank you. We will contact you.”
“No, I will contact you."
The ironing board...
The ironing board is a surf board which gave up on its dreams and went to work.
I love being married...
It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.