Latest Jokes

A guy walked into a bar and noticed they had a huge Silver Back Gorilla sitting at the end of the bar on a short wide barstool.

The guy asked the barkeep why they had a gorilla. The bartender replied, “That’s Joe-Joe, he’s trained to give CPR if someone drinks too much. So what’ll you have there buddy?”

The man replied, “A Shirley Temple.”

One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.'

Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.

The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?"

A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that towel right now!"

1. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

2. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

3. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

4. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

5. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

6. You're reading this.

7. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.