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Favorite this joke What did the Sun say to the Moon?
"Whether or not you think you're hot, you're not!"
Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of the suspect.
On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.
A State Police Officer once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure.
Then he asked, "But why would you call the State Police to find out how to baste a turkey?"
There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.
Some lions escaped a zoo but were caught and returned. They were rejected from their group.
They could maybe ask to be let back into the group again, but their pride wouldn't let them.
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