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I wonder why scissors comes in packages that you need them to open them?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Silence is golden...

Unless you have children...

If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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What did the cobbler say when a cat wondered into his shop?

SHOE!

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A young miss was pacing through her living room waiting for her new beau to arrive. Just then a young man driving a brand new red Corvette was parking in front of the house.

The girl's father glanced out the window at the same time. His chin dropped two feet and his pupils doubled in size. He turned to his daughter and asked, "What does your boyfriend do?"

She replied, "He inherits."

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posted by "Ed ORorke" |