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In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."

"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it brella...

But he hesitated.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A seven-year-old boy dressed in his pajamas was safely pulled over by police after driving his mom's car 20 miles because he wanted to visit his dad.

The mother said the boy is really in trouble because he was only supposed to go to 7-11 for a gallon of milk and a pack of cigarettes.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him.

"Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "merk" |