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Some lions escaped a zoo but were caught and returned. They were rejected from their group.

They could maybe ask to be let back into the group again, but their pride wouldn't let them.

The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”

I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”

The body of any organization has four bones:

1. Wish bones, who spend all their time wishing someone else will do all the work.

2. Jaw Bones, who do all the talking and very little else.

3. Knuckle Bones, who knock everything that everybody else tries to do.

4. Back Bones, who get under the load and do all the work.