Latest Jokes

The opposite of isolate...

... is yousoearly.

Tim: I went riding this morning.

Tom: Horseback?

Tim: Oh, sure. He got back two hours before I did.”

Woman 1: How was your date with the tree removal guy?

Woman 2: Awful. I was scared to death!

Woman 1: Why was that? He seemed nice.

Woman 2: He was nice. But he kept wanting to go out on a limb.

"Why are you late Freddie?" asked his teacher angrily.

"Please ma'am, it was late when I started from home."

"Then why didn't you start early?"

"Please, ma'am, it was too late to start early."