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Yo Momma is so short...

That they discovered the 7 Dwarfs in your ancestry!

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |
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Your mama is so wrinkled...

She started using Downy's Magic Wrinkle Release as a body cream.

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |
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Occam's razor: The simplest solution is probably correct.

Occam's chainsaw: If it were that simple I wouldn't have a problem.

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posted by "CMatthewC" |
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.

He opened his own offices with a sign on the door saying:

"Dr Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |