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Top researchers determined that cutting out beans, tomatoes and peppers will dramatically improve your diet...

That is how I determined that top researchers hate chili!

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posted by "CMatthewC" |
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My wife, a registered nurse, once fussed over every pain or mishap that came my way. Recently, however, I got an indication that the honeymoon is over.

I was about to fix the attic fan, and as I lifted myself from the ladder in the attic, I scratched my forehead on a crossbeam. Crawling along, I picked up splinters in both hands, and I cut one hand replacing the fan belt. On the way down the ladder, I missed the last two rungs and turned my ankle.

When I limped into the kitchen, my wife took one look and said, "Are those your good pants?"

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."

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A man got in line at the DMV and a worker told him, "Sir, you need to take a number before you get in line."

The man asked, "What number we at?"

The worker replied, "We're on number six."

The man said, "Alright, I'll take seven."

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posted by "CMatthewC" |