Latest Jokes

At a job Interview...

“What are your strengths?”

“I take matters in my own hands.”

"Okay, thank you. We will contact you.”

“No, I will contact you."

The ironing board...

The ironing board is a surf board which gave up on its dreams and went to work.

I love being married...

It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.