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If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...

How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?

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posted by "kjk" |
1 votes

My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.

She then wrote "I love you" on it.

Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!

1 votes

posted by "Marty" |
2 votes

Two people walk into a gas station.

The first one says, "These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!"

The second replies, "It doesn't affect me at all. I always put in just $20 worth."

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

What is ambition?

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |